Species of HSR – Part 2

By ZAHID H JAVALI

(Continued from last issue)

Seventh Species: This species loves an argument. And if it loses the argument, it will not sit quiet but continue to argue. They are in the mistaken belief that the last person talking is the winner. And they don’t mind fudging data to strengthen their point.

Eighth Species: This species likes to do things quietly and without much publicity. But when someone else takes credit for what they think was their work, they scream hoarsely about it. And when things don’t go their way, they use the others to train their guns on officials and netas who are spurning them.

Ninth Species: This is a completely selfless set that believes in making the others smile. They work day in and day out, without any title or recognition. Their selfless attitude makes them everyone’s most reliable neighbour.

Tenth Species: These are activists who can’t stomach any kind of atrocity. And nothing or no one can stop them from making their point or even filing a court case. They are driven by their ideals.

Eleventh Species: This one is a notorious lot. They don’t do anything but love fancy titles. And they do any kind of match fixing to get that title. Such people are the most useless in society.

Twelfth Species: These are the cowards. They don’t have an opinion or lack the guts to say it to people that can set things right. These are the ‘yes’ men and women we should stay away from.

Thirteenth Species: This species is highly opinionated and loves to give suggestions and directions to others, but never like to get their own hands dirty, when they are asked to. Citing their busy work schedule, they get away all the time.
(To Be Continued)